weird-af:

Reblog if you’re the gay friend.

3 hours ago · 1,706 notes

can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

fanfiction should be taken a lot more seriously as literature. True, some of it isn’t really excellent writing and some is just smut but let me tell you i have read some fics that are beautifully well done and turned my life upside down and legitimately gave me feelings for days and if that’s not real literature then what is

3 hours ago · 108,468 notes

Good Parenting: Exhibit 1 (overheard at work today)
  • 6-year old: Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?
  • Mother: That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.
  • 6-year old: How did that happen?
  • Mother: Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.
  • 6-year old: Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*
  • 6-year old: Hey! Miss!
  • Lady: ...yes?
  • 6-year old: You look really pretty in your skirt!
  • Lady: Thank you!
  • *Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*
  • I'd just like to point out that it wasn't hard to explain this to a child at all...... Next excuse please?
"Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives."How I’m going to propose   (via daianayumi)

3 hours ago · 130,091 notes

perfectiero:

you know that one album that youve listened to so many times and youd defend it with your life and you can anticipate every single little note that comes after the other and you can sing along to every word and it just has a special place in your heart that no other album can fill

3 hours ago · 30,806 notes

"Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into."(via strikerium)

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